Awake at 3am on a Saturday

It’s currently 6:15 am. I’ve been awake for 3 hours. It’s Saturday and I think sleep is my favorite thing right now and yet, here I am. EVERY. NIGHT. So I Googled “waking up at 3am” because that’s what you do to find answers for everything, right?

This site says:

1. You wake up at 3 am because you are experiencing incredible sadness.

During these hours, it is commonly associated with an overwhelming feeling of sadness.

You may wake up during this time because of your subconscious feeling down because of something that you have been experiencing.

… no shit ….

And it continues…. 

The best thing for you to do if this is how you’re feeling is to try to find the reason why you’ve been feeling sad.

Before you go to bed, engage in activities that bring joy into your life. (oh, Okay… I’ll just ring up one of my many imaginary boyfriends)

Other reasons this site gives for waking up every night between the hours of 2-5am

• You’re your own worst critic. (You don’t say!?)
• Your guardian angel may be contacting you at 3am. (Rude. If they love me, the would wait til later.)

My plans for later today include turning on Netflix and falling asleep to probably some show I’ve seen a dozen times already.